and the beer I had for breakfast
was a box of cheap white wine;
you said "you're gross my darling",
I said "no, I'm rock and roll,
even though I'd never been in a band";
and the christians gave me comic books
as if I would be scared of burning in hell,
well I was already there;
and the beer I had for dinner
was my crazy neighbor's pills;
you can be a teenager
for your whole fucking life,
just find some pretty sucker
and make that bitch your wife;
and the silver pink pony kisses me and says "you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy!"
All that I know is
I’m fallin’, fallin’, fallin’..
Might as well fall in.

One of those things you scroll past, thinking it’s normal and then your mind goes ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ and you have to scroll back up.
i completely flipped shit at this picture
i literally scrolled past then went back and fell of my chair
I love they way they’re all looking at 11 differently, Ten is like, ‘nooo this is wrong two doctors one spot timey wimey paradoxy things!’ then rose is all ‘doctah who does this guy think he is???’ then Amy is all ‘Doctor what’s happening? who arethese people???’
And Eleven’s just like “Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose omg it’s Rose it’s actually her Rose Rose Rose”

(Source: bunnyfood)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(Source: lifeloveanddisney)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce)
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
(Source: piratesofthecaribbean)
(Source: lickystickypickyshe)

(Source: godismikey)