suck my cockiness

Tiana, 18
Echelon ₪ ø lll ·o.
Unconditionally in love with the Red Hot Chili Peppers since 2002.
All I want is to stop liking One Direction.

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and the beer I had for breakfast
was a box of cheap white wine;
you said "you're gross my darling",
I said "no, I'm rock and roll,
even though I'd never been in a band";
and the christians gave me comic books
as if I would be scared of burning in hell,
well I was already there;
and the beer I had for dinner
was my crazy neighbor's pills;
you can be a teenager
for your whole fucking life,
just find some pretty sucker
and make that bitch your wife;
and the silver pink pony kisses me and says "you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy!"

James Blake | "The Wilhelm Scream"

All that I know is 
I’m fallin’, fallin’, fallin’..
Might as well fall in.

lacigreen:

in which john green is the cutest dad.

(Source: nerdfighterproblems)

posted: 3 weeks ago
nerdy-is-super-cool:

hiddlesexandcumberbums:

phantastic-whovian:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

jeanniefeegle:

One of those things you scroll past, thinking it’s normal and then your mind goes ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ and you have to scroll back up.

i completely flipped shit at this picture

i literally scrolled past then went back and fell of my chair

I love they way they’re all looking at 11 differently, Ten is like, ‘nooo this is wrong two doctors one spot timey wimey paradoxy things!’ then rose is all ‘doctah who does this guy think he is???’ then Amy is all ‘Doctor what’s happening? who arethese people???’

And Eleven’s just like “Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose omg it’s Rose it’s actually her Rose Rose Rose”

nerdy-is-super-cool:

hiddlesexandcumberbums:

phantastic-whovian:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

jeanniefeegle:

One of those things you scroll past, thinking it’s normal and then your mind goes ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ and you have to scroll back up.

i completely flipped shit at this picture

i literally scrolled past then went back and fell of my chair

I love they way they’re all looking at 11 differently, Ten is like, ‘nooo this is wrong two doctors one spot timey wimey paradoxy things!’ then rose is all ‘doctah who does this guy think he is???’ then Amy is all ‘Doctor what’s happening? who arethese people???’

And Eleven’s just like “Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose omg it’s Rose it’s actually her Rose Rose Rose”

notsufferingfrominsanity:

unfriendlygayhottie:

Who is….who is this sign for?

me.

notsufferingfrominsanity:

unfriendlygayhottie:

Who is….who is this sign for?

me.

(Source: humscruddle)

posted: 3 weeks ago

(Source: bunnyfood)

posted: 3 weeks ago

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

posted: 3 weeks ago

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

image

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

posted: 3 weeks ago

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

posted: 3 weeks ago

(Source: lifeloveanddisney)

posted: 3 weeks ago
maddmoll:

The guy who invented GIFs has declared that it’s pronounced JIF
I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
HERE’S THE SOURCE RIGHT HERE

maddmoll:

The guy who invented GIFs has declared that it’s pronounced JIF

I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

HERE’S THE SOURCE RIGHT HERE

posted: 3 weeks ago

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

(Source: unfierce)

posted: 3 weeks ago

theredrubyx:

Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.

His stunt double is having the best day

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean)

posted: 3 weeks ago
posted: 4 weeks ago
terrysdiary:

Jessica Stam as Me

terrysdiary:

Jessica Stam as Me

posted: 4 weeks ago

(Source: godismikey)

posted: 4 weeks ago